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(Recommended for the faint of heart)
Standard Packaging Every Fart By Mail comes hermetically sealed in a very glamorous crystal clear polyethylene envelope.
Dr. Stink writes a message to your friend explaining what they are holding. After all, when was the last time they received a fart in the mail? Back of Standard Packaging
Front of Card Your friend will also receive a stunning, professionally printed audio greeting card.
The classy picture inside is sure to leave an impression. Inside of Card
Card Inside with Message The card contains a custom message from you, a heinous odor, and hilarious fart sound!
Dr. Stink may vary his message, the paper, stickers, and card art sligtly from what is shown in the pictures.

STEALTH Fart By Mail
(Recommended for the adventurous)
Stealth Package At checkout, select STEALTH mode and we will remove all warnings and messages from Fart By Mail on the package.

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