Terms of Use (The Fine Print)

Greetings! Thank you for visiting FartByMail.com. If you purchase our product or use any of the content on this website you agree to comply with the following terms of use. The term Fart By Mail shall refer to the owners of this website and any others working for the organization. The term You shall refer to anyone visiting this website, purchasing a Fart By Mail product, or in making use of any content on this website. Please read and enjoy the following terms of use, which Fart By Mail has intentionally drafted with a dearth of legalese!

Use of Content (We share with friends.)

This website contains material which is owned by Fart By Mail. This material includes, but is not limited to the design, layout, look, appearance, sound, video and graphics. All material contained on this website is the property of Fart By Mail and protected by copyright or trademark, unless stated otherwise. You are encouraged to share all of this content with other people or use it to help promote Fart By Mail. However, please do not steal this content for a use other than spreading the word about Fart By Mail.

Right to Refuse Service (Don’t be a jerk.)

You can add a custom message to a Fart by Mail product. Fart By Mail is not responsible for the content of these messages, nor do these messages reflect the views of Fart By Mail. However, Fart By Mail does review all messages for threats of violence or any message that does not represent the spirit of this organization. Fart By Mail reserves the right to cancel any order and refund Your money.

Limitation on Liability (CFBMA!)

In no way will Fart By Mail, its suppliers, or distributors be liable for any legal claim or action arising out of the use of a Fart By Mail product. It is hard to imagine why anyone would sue or be sued for sending a very smelly greeting card to someone, but we live in a crazy world. You should keep with the fun spirit of Fart By Mail and send Fart By Mail products to people who will appreciate this fun spirit (like this guy). If You or Your recipient drag Fart By Mail into any legal dispute, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless Fart By Mail of all claims and expenses, including attorneys’ fees, arising out of Your use of a Fart By Mail product.

Choice of Law and Forum (California dude.)

Any legal dispute arising between You and Fart By Mail will be governed by the laws of California and all claims or actions will be brought in California court.

Privacy Policy (Got Your Back.)

The Privacy Policy explains how Fart By Mail uses and protects any information that You share with Fart By Mail. Fart By Mail collects very limited information and only uses it to provide You with Fart By Mail’s services.

Use of Information

The basic information Fart By Mail collects is used to process Your order and contact You to confirm Your purchase or provide you with information about Fart By Mail. Fart by Mail will not sell, distribute or lease Your personal information to third parties unless You approve or are required by law to do so.

Security

Fart by Mail’s hotshot team of computer programmers, owners, and flatulators have in place procedures to ensure the information You share with Fart By Mail is safeguarded.

Changes to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Fart By Mail may update these policies at any time, therefore each time you make a purchase at Fart By Mail, please re-read these policies, even if it makes you feel like Bill Murray in the landmark comedy Groundhog Day.